Cyber Customer Service

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Just when you thought that customer service couldn’t get any worse comes news that enterprise robots (i.e. customer service avatars or virtual staff) are coming to a customer call centre nowhere near you very soon. The idea (and it’s not a bad one) is that human operatives cost lots of money and are not efficiently employed when they are answering dumb questions from customers. Hence, semi-intelligent avatars that can guide customers through routine tasks, thereby freeing up the carbon-based bi-peds to do the warm and fuzzy relationships stuff. Be afraid. Very afraid.

5 thoughts on “Cyber Customer Service

  1. In particular, you’ll see the avatars switch from automatic mode to puppet-mode whenever you ask them something they can’t figure out and they kick over to a human being who’s looking into a webcam, getting their facial features scanned by a program that translates their facial changes into those of the avatar. The natural customer response will be to ask a question that gets you a human right off the bat, much the way that I go into technical detail on support calls that cause them to get me an engineer sooner rather than later.

  2. Sorry Ross, but are you putting one line headlines into RSS feeds now?? If this is the case, then I probably wont be able to read your content anymore.

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