Cookie Policy

So I’ve been staying at the Doubletree Hilton hotel in Cambridge, which turned out to be double trouble from the get go. The problem was their internet and their cookie policy.

I checked in at 2.45pm and was given a warm chocolate cookie. Why and why me? Do I look as though I need a warm cookie at 2.45pm? I took it, not wishing to appear rude, but once in the elevator my greed/curiosity got the better of me.

I broke off a corner to have an exploratory nibble. Big mistake. The molten middle made a run for it and ended up all over me.

So, if you are reading this, Ms. Hilton, no cookies please. If you would like to give me something to make me feel warm towards your brand could try a free internet connection. Paying to use the internet in a hotel room these days really does takes the biscuit.

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