Why didn’t someone think if this before! (Thanks J).

In the car today.

Radio: “If you haven’t done your Christmas shopping yet there’s still a month to go”
Me: “F*%$ off” (It’s still November)
Radio: “We’re giving an Amazon Echo away. It’s great. I mean She. There’s a person inside”
Me: “FC*£@@!!*&%$$K off” (There’s not)